JANUARY 2012
11 POSTS
Sad Story...
A girl wanted a ring. But the boy gave a teddy bear Instead. In anger the girl threw the bear on The road. The boy want 2 take it back but Was hit by a coming car and died. At his funeral, The girl hugged the bear and the Machine in it spoke: “Will you marry me? Guess what she found a ring inside it.
LOYALTY
bf nd gf walking around d mall wen a flirt cum rushing towards dem… FLIRT: hi handsome! Im trish nd u r? BF: im her’s..
Red Tag :)
A Schoolgirl & a Nurse are inside the elevator. The door on the 14th floor opens. They see a guy runnin’ towards them. But the Nurse presses the “close door” button immediately. Schoolgirl: Why did u do that?(Shaking) Nurse: I know him! He was one of our patient who died yesterday. Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We… put red tag on dead patient. The Schoolgirl raises her wrist and...
Qualities of a Good Leader
The person whom I think has the qualities of a good leader is my mom. She is intelligent, sophisticated, strict, open-minded and assertive. For me she’s one of a kind. My mom is a public high-school teacher, and what would you expect? Some students are stubborn a if there are lots of classes to be taught, a teacher could not handle them evenly. But my mom is different. She can...
I LOVE YOU :)
I felt so glad since I met you. Loneliness, can’t distract me so I’m in love, that’s I really know Very thankful cause you love me too. Every minute, every second You always in my mind. I know that I love you How I wish you love me too.
Life...
life was a song, when suddenly it changed. there was a deeper meaning to ekplore, not just a day ata a time, or a night in sight. But so much drama and emotion, the scenes were stark and raw. they left a sick falling deep within my soul not much to talk about anymore just walk the mile without a smile, be alright with a fight. Keep your cool or be alled a fool, make amends before the...
SECRETS...
So many as time goes by Small and big ones You’d rather they stay hidden away No sharing or telling them. They haunt your imagination they stay in your heart They live with you day in and out They weave a web around you They make you sit still and ponder They work your mind overtime. Secets so sweet and so precious You could give your life away rather than disclose the secrets.
“A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been born &...”
DECEMBER 2011
125 POSTS
PINOY HENYO (celebration for New Year) 2
(KETTLE)
SUGAR: Bagay?
DAD: Oo!
SUGAR: Sa kusina?
DAD: Oo!
SUGAR: English?
DAD: Oo!
SUGAR: Kaserola?
(english nga ehh!)
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(afteer 2 minutes 'di nasagot)
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SUGAR: Ay! kettle? Ano 'to?
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HAHA
PINOY HENYO (celebration for New Year)
(FISH SAUSE)
SUGAR: Bagay?
DAD: Hindi!
SUGAR: Sa kusina?
DAD: Oo!
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(afteer 2 minutes 'di nasagot)
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SUGAR: Ay! fish sause. Ano 'to?
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HAHA
h a p p y n e w y e a r !
sad to be in the hospital now that new year comes...
why does a question always requires an answer?
I remember when my younger brother where once a...
BROTHER: Ate, totoong tao ba si Eugene (ng Ghost Fighter)?
ME: Hindi nuh..
BROTHER: Weh? Sinungaling..
hahaha.. : -) it made me laugh until now..
s h i n i n g , s h i m m e r i n g , s p l e n d...
“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
– SocratesThe more you do unselfishly, the more you live...
I forget a lot of THINGS..
My wallet for instance… or where I last put my good set of keys. I forget addresses and phone numbers, and sometimes I even forget the date. I forget a lot of things, and I will forget a lot more before this LIFE IS THROUGH. But one thing I know for sure, YOU… …I will never forget YOU.. :-)
GIRL: Bagay ba yun?
BOY: Ikaw ah..
GIRL: Tinatanung ko nga opinyon mo eh.
BOY: Ikaw ahh.. may free wheel ka naman eh.
GIRL: BWAHAHAHA WILL po hindi WHEEL...
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basag! XD
being with someone whom you love is the happiest...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER??
Jennifer: San ka nyan punta?
Precious: Sa Beso-Beso. Tas kakain..
Jennifer: Ang weird kamu pag mag- isa kang kumakain.
Precious: Uy! may kasama naman ako kumain. Yung pagpunta lang sa Beso-Beso wala kasi may test pa sya.
Jennifer: Ganun na din yun. Ang weird kaya pag mag-isa ka lang sunod ng sunod sa'yo yung tindera.
Precious: Ay! oo nga. Pag ako nilalabasan ko sila.
Jennifer: NILALABASAN NG ALIN?? Wahahaa (green minded)
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ang halay lang..
flash flood o LAND SLIDE?
BOY: lam mo ba na madaling mag FLASH FLOOD dyan.. (sabay turo sa bundok)
GIRL: flash flood? baka LAND SLIDE..
BOY: ??? yun ba yun??
hahaha.. WTH!!! tanda na di pa din alam.. haha
spell out ECTROI... hahaha lol!:-) jk!
I'm excited to have my Christmas vacation. I will...
the BEST THING about crying is that you are about...
if you HAPPY and you know it, would you clap your...
:-) THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THE SONGS THAT WE SING.
Being with you makes my day special.. I want to wake up everyday just to see your smile and hear your sweet voice. But lately this sweet way of yours begins to vanish. You’ve change, you love me but I can’t feel it. You care for me but where is it? I know I have been committed sins to you, but was it fair to remind me all of these when we you are with me? I am so tired of being...
why is letting go too hard to do yet to easy to...
confucius-almost there...
love is life and life is livin'.. it's very...
STARS...
star bright , star light look down to earth hear my pleasing voice and do make my dreams come true.. I wish our life would be easier.. Just one wish and all of your dreams will come true..
CONFUCIUS is great..
CONFUCIUS is a great epic movie.. At first, you would find it boring rather than amusing but as you go longer to watch it, you will learn a lot from it. Just like what I did. I was about to sleep when I started to watch it but as I focused to understand it I was wrong. It is not boring at all but a great movie.. Guys you should watch it..
some will act as if they were affected.. but deep inside their mind,it was nothing. hypocrite must not run the world.. stop plasticity ! be real.. don’t be a DAMN just be good..
you can't never put a good man down
BE CONTENTED...
Life is to be cherish.. You need to treasure every seconds and every minutes. We should not be upset in the problems that would comes into our lives. There is no accidents , there is only a purpose why it happens.. We should thank God for he created us and allows us to rule the world..
My MOM
When I was a child, my mom always says ” I love you anak.” I was happy whenever I heard that, but now I find it weird and ‘baduy”. Maybe it’s because I’m a teenager now and what would you expect? Nowadays, teenagers won’t value their family any more. But when I graduated, I saw my mom crying when she was about to come up with me to the stage. She was so...
HUMAN RIGHTS...
Today we have attended the seminar that Sir Fabz had told us before.. We knew that he never forced us to go neither begged us or give us some incentives but our own decisions brought us there. Our Guest Speaker is Mrs. Jesusa Moncada, Professor of the Ramon Magsayasay Technological University. She taught us new facts about human rights, women rights and of course children rights. I learned...
Like a MACHINE...
I wake up this day with the same old story.. Eating my breakfast, making my bed, having a bath and leaving for school. Our life is like a machine. It repeats everyday. Just like a spider, we continuously weaving a web. I am so tired of this set up. But I am the only one to blame for making my life so BORING.. I just hope to have a better day to wake up.. Good luck for my precious day.
Back to December!
NOVEMBER 2011
53 POSTS
LOVE and INFATUATION...
Are you really in love? Or do you think that you are in love? There is a big difference between Love and infatuation. Some people can’t tell the difference, thinking they are in love but really it is a deep infatuation. Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is...
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE GIFT Timeless Sea Shores The magic of the sea is captured in this Elegant Timeless Treasure. We do not put sand in our bottles ONLY SHELLS as it is very messy and ruins the presentation when the recipient...
" Attractive Quiz "
PLEASE DON’T CHEAT! Hey, try it out and see how attractive you can be to the opposite sex. 1. Which place do u want to have a travel most? A. Beijing …………………………..go to q.2 B. Tokyo ……………………………go to q.3 C. Paris...
i love being ME..
hate those few who moves as if they were born perfect.. they like to imitate the people whom they think is the best among others. but how come , people around them can’t see it? in fact, they love these imitators.. i don’t know if they’re just blind or they don’t care at all.. nowadays, imitators increases while I love being me…
which number of roses do you want to have??
Make a Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment … even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize...
Pisces Love (February 19 - March 20)
At first glance, you may find yourself fascinated with a Piscesian. Piscesians are usually gentle and have a softness about them, essentially living in a world of dreams and romance. Along with their sensitive and mysterious qualities, their psychic ...
LOVE Horoscope
Aquarius Love Perfect Partners: Gemini, Libra Nearly Perfect Partners: Aries, Sagittarius Not Your Destiny: Taurus, Scorpio Pisces Love Perfect Partners: Cancer, Scorpio Nearly Perfect Partners: Taurus, Capricorn Not Your Destiny: Gemini, Sagittarius Aries Love Perfect Partners: Leo, Sagittarius Nearly Perfect Partners:...
w e a r e w h o w e a r e a n d n o t h i n g e l s e …
"How to be ROMANTIC?"
Men tend to overlook the need for romance in their lives. Sometimes, they overlook it so much it becomes a habit and romance becomes lost in the relationship. However, it is important to note that even the most romantic guys need to take out the intial first step through careful planning ...
di makahalata si ache!! haha
(sa comfort room)
Ache: uy! pei sabay tayo maya ahh.
Pei: may lakad ako ehh. Kay Jhen ka na lng sama.
Jennifer: Ay! pupunta akong idojo ehh.
Ache: Anu ba yan! may date lang kayo ganyan na kayo! sama na kasi ako .
Pei: ok lng sayo chaperon ka?
Ache: oo
Pei: si Jhen tanong mo
Jennifer: ay?????????
Ache: Leche kayo! kahit mag-anuhan kayo wala akong paki sa inyo ng mga bf nyo...
Pei: hmm (sana may lakarin c ache)
Jhen: hmmm ( sana pumayag c pei isama c ache)
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(hahaha di makahalata)
kanina kumakain ako sa isang food shop.. den sabi ko sa fudz na kinakain ko.. ” shit! pagkain ba to? ba’t ganito lasa??, ito?! coke ba to? parang tubig lang ahh… langya! sayang pera ko!” sabay tapon sa coke na iniinom ko at sabay balot ng pagkaing di ko man lang tinapos kainin—(in short di ko inubos).. pag labas ko ng...
… a lot of people enjoy seeing the mistakes of others rather than focusing on their own …
“Do not want anything that belongs to someone else” yeah ryt..
For me the last one is the SWEETEST..
““POSITIVE multiplied with a negative is still a NEGATIVE… ...”
– 143 peiu“To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is...”
– Helen Rowlandnice!!! nakagawa na ng TUMBLR. haha!!
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